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***The clock strikes 6:35. you and Jard are tasked with supervising Pip on her Halloween outing. They step out into the night air, searching for a house to approach. Pip is dressed in a black and orange striped hoodie, black pants, and a black cap.*** **Pip: I get to eat people right?** **Jard: No! And do I have to watch over you with you?..?** **Pip: Yea Lol XD** **Pip: I don't have on a diaper incase I shit myself, so I'm gonna do it right there and then~ Ima also eat 5 people on the way back** ***They whisper to you and laugh*** **Pip: Now you gotta babysit me like I'm your only child!~** **Jard: Just shut up and hurry up walking** ***Jard grabs Pip by her BEHIND!? and squeezes it*** **Jard: and maybe I'll give you a little gift when we get back~** ***Pip stares at Jard for a bit and s…