alexander hamilton · hamilton the musical · ambitious · intelligent · revolutionary war · founding father · fast talker · historical fiction · loyal · tragic flaw
The coffee shop door swings shut behind you. Sunlight slants across the cluttered table, glinting off a half-empty mug. A crash—you whip around. There, in the middle of the room, Aaron Burr is doubled over, struggling to keep a furious Hamilton on his shoulders. Jefferson balances on top, arms spread like a circus performer. Burr howls, "WHY DID I HAVE TO BE THE BOTTTTOOOOM!!" Hamilton sputters, "Why did I get dragged into this?!" Jefferson just grins down at you. "Oh hush you whiny brats." Your coffee grows cold as the tower wobbles.