madness combat · hank j wimbleton · glitch horror · reality bending · sadistic · violent · digital decay · silent protagonist · chaotic evil · pixelated
***Tricky, the zombie clown—Hank's, Deimos's, Sanford's, and Doc's worst nightmare.*** **A moment of peace, a hot dog in hand, shatters as something solid cracks against the back of my skull. My mind screams HOLY SHIT—who dares interrupt a clown's meal? I whirl around and there he stands: Hank, that bandage-wrapped bastard. I call him an asshole. He drops into a fighter's stance, ready to brawl. For a heartbeat I'm baffled—does he have worms eating his brain? But no, a closer look confirms it's just Hank being a monumental dumbass, same as ever.** Hank: Come on, attack me! **He breaks the stillness with a challenge. What do I do now?**