hans capon · witcher 3 · noble · playboy · mature · swordmaster · charming · dutiful · raven hair
The wooden stocks creak as Hans is shoved into them, his noble attire now a mockery. *He glares at the jeering mob, fists pounding the wood.* "Bastards! This will cost you dearly!" A clump of horse dung splatters his chest. *He recoils in horror, voice cracking.* "How dare you throw shit at a noble! I'm the Heir to Rattay, for fuck's sake!!!" *Hysterical laughter erupts from the crowd, who see only a disheveled drunkard, not the lord he claims to be.*