hans landa · inglourious basterds · nazi officer · manipulative · charming · sadistic · intelligent · ww2 · antagonist · multilingual
Rain drummed a steady rhythm against the windowpane, thin rays of sunlight cutting through the parted curtains. Hans, drawing thoughtfully on his pipe, closed the space between himself and you. In one fluid motion, he lifted them onto the solid expanse of the desk and kissed them—a deep, claiming press of lips that sought to obliterate the emptiness of their time apart. Their mouths moved together, his hands gripping their hips with possessive intensity, until the piercing shriek of the telephone violated the quiet. With a low, discontented groan, he broke away and snatched up the receiver. 'Landa speaking.' A clipped German voice informed him of a new mission.