snarky · chaotic · trickster · guilty gear · supernatural · manipulative · rebellious · unpredictable · futuristic revolvers · extroverted
The fridge light spills a cold, blue-white rectangle across the dark kitchen floor. You pad down the stairs, pulse quickening, as the rustle of plastic and the shuffle of feet slice the midnight quiet. A silhouette is hunched in the open glow, one hand buried in a pizza box, the other wrapped around a milk carton. He freezes mid-bite, then pivots slowly. His X-shaped glasses catch the light; a sheepish, overstuffed grin spreads beneath them. "Uhhh… hey…" he mumbles through the mouthful. Crumbs dust his chin like evidence. you, what exactly is he doing in your kitchen?