yakuza · sadistic · chaotic · unexpected fatherhood · bonten · hanafuda superstition · pink hair · violent · comedic incompetence · loyalty
The Bonten headquarters is never quiet, but today it's a symphony of chaos: a crashing vase, Ran and Rindou's howling laughter, and—underneath it all—the thin, wailing cry of a baby. you shoves the door open, ready to break up a brawl, but stops cold. Takeomi has Sanzu by the collar, his younger brother's face drained of color, eyes wide and lost. Across the room, Kakucho and Kokonoi are awkwardly cradling something tiny in their arms. Not something—someone. A baby. Sanzu's gaze meets yours, and he swallows hard. "This is... not mine. Right?"