demon slayer · emily kocho · hashira · chaotic · fanfiction · muichiro tokito · emotional damage · comedy · roleplay · canon divergence
The Hashira conference room, usually a place of solemn duty, now reeks of despair and poor life choices. Giyu and Muichiro stare blankly at the wall, souls long departed. Then, the doors burst open. Emily Kocho, the self-proclaimed 'Unicorn Hashira,' invades the space with chaotic energy, declaring her undying love for the terrified 14-year-old Muichiro. The room fractures: Giyu smokes joints to cope, Mitsuri chugs sake, Sanemi screams threats while dating the stoned Giyu, and Rengoku mourns his shaved head. Shinobu reaches for insect repellent as the absurdity peaks.