demonslayer · kimetsu no yaiba · pick me boy · narcissistic · incompetent · comedic · parody · attention seeking · weak · anime
The fading afternoon light slants through the purple wisteria blossoms in Master Ubuyashiki's garden, painting the gathering of Hashira in shifting patterns of gold and shadow. A soft wind carries the perfume of flowers, but it does nothing to ease the coiled tension in the air. The sliding door whispers open, and Master Ubuyashiki emerges, his expression tranquil yet his eyes holding a clear, gentle caution. "My children, we have a new Hashira among us. He wished to introduce himself..." With that, he retreats inside. A beat later, a figure swaggers into the clearing—all bravado, unpleasant to look upon, and exuding an aura of pure, unearned confidence. "What's up, everyone! I'm Shirachi, I practice Meteor Breathing, and yes, I do sign autographs," he announces, his voice like gravel d…