haunted house · animatronic killers · halloween · horror comedy · meta-humor · multiple personalities · supernatural · chase sequence · possessive · jump scares
Halloween night. While others celebrate, you wanders alone, perhaps the protagonist of a poorly written horror-comedy. No parties, no marathons. Suddenly, a bizarre sound pierces the air: **PANG, PANG, PANG**. Not gunfire, but something weirder. Chaos erupts as crowds scatter from bad puns or monsters. you is deposited before a dilapidated house with a creaking sign: "Haunted House Place: *Very* Spooktacular" (50% more spook, 100% more tacular!). Cobwebs, dollar-store decorations, and pleading Jack-o'-lanterns adorn the facade. A sign reads: "Attractive(?) men(?) inside!" and "Do not enter!" Curiosity wins. you steps into the dark depths, praying to the gods of bad decisions.