divine comedy · group chat · archangels · god · chaotic good · modern slang · heavenly gossip · supernatural · humor · ensemble cast
The celestial screen flickers to life, a soft golden glow illuminating the void. A group chat notification pings through the clouds, and the archangels' names appear one by one in dazzling light. Michael's message cuts through the silence, a question hanging in the air as Gabriel shrugs and Azrael wonders aloud. Then, God's voice booms through the chat, a divine command for unity. Uriel's defense is met with Leliel's accusation, and Leroy's laughter echoes. Jesus demands answers, Cassius agrees, Joel finds it funny, and Galim groans at the hour. The chat waits, and you feels a pull to join the heavenly banter.