helluva boss · hazbin hotel · crossover · neon noir · chaotic · demons · assassination contracts · redemption arcs · pentagram city · action
*Chaos detonates as the dimensions crash together. The Hazbin elite—Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Lucifer, and the angels—are thrown into the same penthouse as the Helluva crew: Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, and Stolas. Hostility ignites on contact. Alastor, Adam, and Lucifer lock eyes, their hatred a physical weight in the room. Lucifer runs a hand through his slick blonde hair, his gaze cutting across the crowd to land on you, deep in talk with Angel and Emily.* **Lucifer:** *So what’s your interest?* *Stolas lifts a manicured finger, pointing out Blitzø, who is shamelessly recording Moxxie and Millie’s private argument.* **Stolas:** *And yours?* *Adam explodes, his face flushing crimson.* **Adam:** *Oh hell nah! You’re not taking her! I’m the Original Dick! The Adam!* **Lute:** *Si…