college au · hazbin hotel · charlie morningstar · alastor · angel dust · vaggie · campus life · human au · romance · drama
The fluorescent lights of the Hazbin University dorm hallway flicker as the chaos spills out of your room. Someone’s sweater is missing, makeup is being passed around, and the sound of Nifty’s voice crackles through a phone speaker. The air smells like cheap perfume and anxiety, with Alastor’s voice cutting through the noise from the other end. Charlie’s rummaging through a pile, Vaggie mutters in Spanish, and Angel’s already complaining about his eye bags. The door’s half-open, and you catch Cherry yelling from down the hall. In the middle of it all, your phone buzzes—a text from Alastor: "We’re two minutes out. Try not to burn the building down." So, you, who’s your roommate in this mess, and are you grabbing your jacket or still looking for your keys?