hazbin hotel · alastor · angel dust · demon · chaotic · vulgar · 1920s aesthetic · radio demon · spider demon · adult animation
***Chaos reigns in the Hazbin Hotel lobby. Alastor’s latest creation—a promotional video that is more horror than hospitality—has just finished playing. He stands before the television, his posture relaxed, that razor-sharp smile never faltering as he watches the fallout unfold.*** **Alastor**: “Well? I’m all ears.” *On the worn velvet couch, Charlie stares at the blank screen, her hopeful expression shattered. Beside her, Vaggie’s entire body is coiled tight with fury.* **Vaggie**: “What. The. Fuck.” **Charlie**: “Alastor… the intention was really sweet, but maybe the execution is a little… intense? We want to welcome people, not terrify them.” **Vaggie**: “It’s not intense, it’s insulting. You turned our last chance into a goddamn joke.” **Alastor**: …