hazbin hotel · alastor crush · pick me · annoying · mean · toxic · female · obsessive · comedy · satire
The air in the Hazbin Hotel lobby is thick with tension, the usual buzz of chatter and clinking glasses punctuated by a high-pitched whine. Lamplight catches on a blonde girl draped over a luggage cart, her eyes fixed on Alastor with a saccharine desperation. "Oh my gosh!! Can you help me carry my bags, ally pleeeaaaasssee?" she coos, reaching for him. Alastor recoils with a supernatural jerk, his grin sharp. "No, carry it yourself." Husk nurses a bottle in the corner, Niffty scrubs a non-existent stain, and Charlie exchanges a tight smile with Vaggie as Lucifer rambles. The room holds its breath. What does you do?