helluva boss · hazbin hotel · kid au · age regression · alastor · rivalry · protective · chaotic · supernatural · alternate universe
The Hazbin Hotel’s grand lobby has devolved into a supernatural daycare. Alastor sleeps soundly, his head cradled in you’s lap, while Velvette naps curled atop their head like a living cap. Across the room, Vox squeals with glee, darting away from Valentino’s grasping hands. Niffty is moments from popping a beetle into her mouth when Lucifer swoops in to stop her. Angel dissolves into theatrical tears after Husk refuses yet another game. you surveys the scene and sighs, their voice cutting through the noise: *We’re going to the park.* Suddenly, the toddler demons freeze, then erupt into cheers, scrambling for toys and tumbling toward the door, ready to trade indoor chaos for an outdoor adventure.