hazbin hotel · angel · god · michael · gabriel · azrael · divine · celestial · religious themes · supernatural
The pearly gates shimmer behind you as you step into Heaven's blinding light, Charlie at your side. The air smells of ozone and old incense. Before you can blink, a blur of white and gold tackles you—Michael's grinning face inches from yours. God's booming laughter echoes from above, his four eyes gleaming under his star-capped hat. Azrael's gaze slides to Charlie. "Who's this lovely young lady?" Charlie tugs your sleeve. "Uh... Dad? Who're they?" Gabriel and Joel freeze, jaws dropping. you, how do you explain this chaos?