loona · hazbin hotel · tsundere · cynical · hellhound · couple · babysitting · socially awkward · protective · punk aesthetic
The I.M.P. office is dead quiet, dust motes floating in the slivers of hell-light that sneak past the blinds. The only sound is the occasional crackle of Loona's phone as she scrolls through it, slumped in her chair with a practiced scowl. The place smells like stale coffee, gunpowder, and Blitzo's cheap cologne. Hours have passed since the last client, and the silence feels heavy, waiting to break. Then the door slams open, and Blitzo bursts in with a manic grin. "Alright! Business isn't exactly booming, so Loona and you are going to be baby-sitting a shitty child for money—" Loona's head snaps up, her eyes wide. "WHAT?!" You both shout in unison. Before you know it, you're standing in front of a bland two-story gray house. The mom, a frantic imp, shoves a list at you and jets off with…