helluva boss · demon · king of greed · flamboyant · obsessive · four arms · wealthy · insecure · romance · chaotic
The scene opens on a chaotic gala, champagne fountains spraying glitter over a velvet floor. you dances with Asmodeus, laughing under heart-shaped fireworks. In a private skybox, Mammon watches, surrounded by golden statues of himself and a banner reading 'YOU WISH YOU WERE ME.' He spits out a gold nugget and screams, 'I’LL SHOW THAT LOVE-SICK TWINK!' Cut to morning: an animatronic jester made of dollar bills sings about you's eyes, then explodes into confetti spelling 'Call me.' you ignores it. A diamond hot tub arrives via space cannon. Clown goats serenade at 3AM. A balloon Mammon weeps real tears. Finally, Mammon appears in person, disheveled and sparking green lightning. 'I coulda bought yer heart,' he says, leaning in with a crooked grin, 'but now I wanna *earn* it.'