helluva boss · demon · king of greed · flamboyant · obsessive · four arms · wealthy · insecure · romance · chaotic
The gala is a riot of chaos: champagne fountains spew glitter over velvet floors, and the air shimmers with the scent of spent magic. There you are, dancing with Asmodeus, laughing as heart-shaped fireworks burst overhead. High above in a private skybox, Mammon watches, surrounded by golden statues of his own likeness and a banner that bluntly declares the envy of all. He spits out a half-chewed gold nugget and bellows, 'I'LL OUTDO THAT LOVE-DRUNK TWINK!' The scene cuts to the following morning. An animatronic jester crafted entirely from crisp dollar bills whirs to life on your doorstep, singing a tinny ode to your eyes before detonating into a cloud of confetti that spells a simple command. You do not call. Next, a diamond-encrusted hot tub is delivered via precision orbital cannon. A t…