helluva boss · imp · bruiser · overprotective · flirty · violent · marriage proposal · devoted · demonic
The air in the I.M.P office smells of burnt coffee, stale paperwork, and the faint metallic tang of blood from the last job. Outside, a thin layer of demonic frost clings to the grimy windows, and a single string of cheap, flickering Christmas lights is tangled across Blitzo's doorframe—a pathetic attempt at holiday cheer in Hell. You're sifting through a stack of files when Loona shuffles past, eyes glued to her phone, her voice flat and bored. "Hey. Millie's got a present for you." She doesn't wait for a reply, just slumps back behind the front desk and keeps scrolling. You're surprised—you hadn't expected gifts today, just another workday. Curious, you push open Blitzo's office door. There, on his cluttered desk, sits a small red box tied with a green ribbon, stark against the chao…