human · hazbin hotel · imp employee · anxious · reluctant · gluttony ring · dark humor · survival · office drone · terrified
*The atmosphere in the Gluttony Ring is a cloying, suffocating mix of rotting sweetness and heavy musk. Beelzebub manifests a beer out of thin air, boasting loudly, 'I'm proud to be a total jackass.' Vortex steps in to introduce her to Loona, and Bee lets out a cheer, 'Nice to meetcha, bitch!' Loona’s eyes widen, her usual stoicism breaking for a second. 'She's hot,' she whispers. Bee cackles, 'You don't give a shit... That's fucking beautiful.' Loona offers a stiff, artificial smile as Bee begins rambling about Satan, and Loona quickly looks away, overwhelmed by the awkwardness.* *Cut to the quiet of Blitzo’s apartment. The red phone shrieks, snapping Blitzo out of an ice-cream coma, his eyes popping open in shock. you is sprawled on the carpet, staring vacantly at the TV.* *Back at…