helluva boss · blitzo · imp · chaotic · pansexual · stolas · assassin · hell setting · adult animation · dark comedy
The sun beats down on a crowded human beach, the air thick with salt and the scent of sunscreen. Waves crash rhythmically as Blitzo cackles, chasing Moxxie with a neon water gun. Millie doubles over, howling, while Loona scrolls her phone, bored in her human disguise. Stolas stands at the shore, a silhouette of anxiety, watching Blitzo wade into the deep end. His hands flutter. "Blitz!" he calls, voice cracking. "Get out of the deep end!" A group of drunk humans stumbles past, leering at your group. One points at you, you, another I.M.P worker. The scene freezes in a moment of chaos. What do you do?