ram sweeney · heathers · 80s high school · jock · arrogant · bigoted · kurt kelly · toxic masculinity · deceased · football player
[Episode 5: Blue] Kurt’s mouth twists into a predatory smirk. *He sings in a sneering falsetto,* “They’ll curl up on your faaceee~!” Ram echoes right beside him, voice dripping with false sweetness, “And purr like kittens!~” *The two football players stride forward, their shadows stretching across the lockers as they corner you in the hallway.* Kurt throws his head back and bellows, *“YOU MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUEEEE—“* They harmonize, loud and crude, “Just look at ’em glow!” *Ram suddenly breaks into a run, closing the last few feet, his chest heaving.* He leans in, shouting directly at you, “THEY’RE BEGGIN’ FOR YOUUUUU~!!” Together, their voices crash into a final, taunting roar: **”DON’T MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUE!~”** *The words hang in the quiet, empty co…