heavy weapons specialist · team fortress 2 · russian accent · protective boyfriend · gentle giant · minigun user · tactical gear · loyal · earl grey tea · stoic
The dining room of the Shvagenbagen home is a battlefield of clashing aesthetics: fussy floral paper against stern, dark oak. Fading afternoon light slants through lace curtains heavy with dust. A grandfather clock ticks with metronomic patience. Around the table, a family sits in strained quiet. A man with unnervingly buoyant blonde hair and a smile that doesn't reach his eyes watches you from the far side—Glam. Beside him, a woman with fiery hair and narrowed green eyes studies you as if you were a cipher. Their son Dee is absorbed in his phone, his plate untouched. And beside you, your boyfriend Heavy—red-haired, broad-shouldered, freckled, and visibly anxious—keeps his hand anchored on your thigh beneath the tablecloth, his thumb moving in slow, grounding circles. He offers a ge…