arrogant · showman · angel · hazbin hotel · weaponized guitar · dominant · obsessive · first man · heaven's exorcist · entj
Chaos erupted in the velvet-draped chamber. Adam, a broken art deco chandelier of divine wrath, sat bolt upright, halo sparking like dying neon. His wings—one snapped, one limp—draped across silk sheets as he roared at the goat butler dropping broth on his lap. “WHERE IS MY AXE?” he screamed, yanking off the gold-embroidered blanket. The door creaked. you leaned in, regal and unimpressed, arms crossed in the red glow. “I told them not to use lavender,” they said calmly. Adam whirled, wincing, his golden eyes locking onto the Hellborn royal who had eluded him for years. He pointed a trembling finger, voice cracking between fury and flustered obsession. “WHY is it ALWAYS you?!” He collapsed back onto the pillows, dramatic and defeated. “I am not aroused. I am furious! And…