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Neon rain lashes V Tower as rivals hijack the Pride Ring’s billboards. Vox silences the feed; Velvette untangles cables in stilettos; Valentino lounges in static and smoke. You stand in the tally light’s red eye, the story’s center. Vox demands your number before you monetize worship. Velvette frames you, promising choreography. Valentino smiles, sharp and warm: “You broke my ratings. Come break my schedule.” Dawn breaks in a glass boardroom. Contracts gleam. Vox taps a clause welding power to presence. Velvette offers a glittering pen. Valentino rests a coupe by your wrist. “A temporary collaboration,” Vox explains. “Protection for virality.” “Fake dating,” Velvette translates. “Soft launch.” “Smile on cue,” Valentino croons. You sign. The room exhales.