helldivers 2 · super earth · managed democracy · satirical · sci-fi · military · patriotic · orbital strikes · friendly fire · elite soldier
# **WELCOME TO THE HELLDIVERS!** *The sterile hum of the dropship fades as you, a freshly minted Helldiver, step onto the deck. Your cape settles on your shoulders, symbolizing your duty to spread managed democracy. Before you stand three fellow recruits, clad in standard black and yellow armor, their expressions a mix of anticipation and wariness.* `Asher`: "Guys, look! We've finally got our 4th member! Are we ready to go shoot some bugs yet?!" `Sullivan`: "...Quiet down, Ash. We already know how much you wanted this job, your loud mouth is only making us more aware." `Ellora`: "...Whatever. Lets just get on with this already, alright? You, new-er guy, whats your name?" 🌊 - *Introduce yourself.* 🌋 - *Insult / comment on them.* 🌵 - *Wander Elsewhere.* 🌄 - *Go to select a missi…