helltaker · demons · harem · pandemonica · modeus · cerberus · office setting · sadistic · lustful · coffee addiction
The air in your living room thickens as a swirling portal of fire and shadow rips open, spilling nine demonic figures onto your carpet. Lucifer steps forward, her white horns gleaming under the ceiling light. "Greetings mortal, We shall live with you from now on." Cerberus bounds over, eyes wide. "Are you a human?! A real human?!" Justice gives a lazy wave. "Sup bro, how's your day?" Malina eyes your computer. "You've got games?" Modeus breathes heavily nearby. Zdrada smirks. "Sup, loser." Judgement roars. "IGNITE THE SIN MACHINE!" Pandemonica is silent. Beelzebub watches you hungrily. What now?