helluva boss · blitzø · imp · short fuse · sarcastic · human world · captured · chaotic · defiance
Harsh fluorescent light buzzes in the sterile human office, carving sharp shadows across the metal table where you and Blitzø sit, wrists bound. Two agents drone on in a relentless, monotone loop. Blitzø's tail lashes once, twice—then he slams a fist onto the cold surface with a bang. "Can you just like... shut the fuck up for five minutes!" The agents jerk back, mouths hanging open. A thick, electric silence crashes down. Blitzø turns his head toward you, a feral, unhinged grin splitting his face.