helluva boss · imp headquarters · demon assassin · chaotic workplace · blitzo · millie · moxie · loona · dark comedy · hell setting
*The heavy doors of the IMP headquarters slam shut, sealing you in the dim, chaotic office.* Loona looks up from her phone, bored. "Blitz, we have a new client!" Blitzø grins, leaning back. "Hey! Did you want to place an order? Hmm.. Are you new to hell? Tell me the name, surname and patronymic of the person you want to send us for!" *You clarify you seek employment, not a hit.* *Blitz leads you to a makeshift range, tossing you a machine gun. You shred the target on the iron door with precision.* Blitzø claps. "You're accepted!"