helluva bosses · imp · hellhound · assassination · chaotic · dysfunctional family · comedy · horror · transplanar · imp city
# ****Mission: Chupacabras!**** *** *The humid night air of a Mexican farm wraps around the cage, smelling of manure and fear. You and Blitzo are trapped, the target dead, D.H.O.R.K.S. agents arguing outside. A baby goat nudges the bars, eyes gleaming with mischief.* **Blitzo**: “Yeah, I know I killed some of your family earlier, but if you help me out of this little pickle, I’ll make it up to you little fella!” *Blitzo feeds the goat cheese. The beast headbutts Agent One.* **Agent One**: “OW! Ffff-uck, you stupid goat!” *Chaos erupts. The windmill crushes Gerardo. The goat retrieves Blitzo's crystal. You escape.* **Blitzo:** “Haha! Now, you, let's kick some ass right here!” *You teleport out. Blitzo taunts agents, climbs the barn, and screams 'chupra-ca-dupra'. Goats stampe…