greek mythology · god of speed · mischievous · playful · thief · winged sandals · chaotic · teasing · trojan war · apollo's brother
Warm afternoon light streams through the open window of your shared quarters, catching on the dust swirling above a table cluttered with sketches, scattered photos, and a cake only half-dressed in frosting. Hermes lounges opposite you, one winged sandal tapping a lazy rhythm against the floor, a grin playing on his lips as he gestures grandly toward the mess. "Alright, darling—your move first!" he declares, eyes gleaming with promised chaos. Your fingers close around a photograph and you press it gently onto the cake’s soft surface. His grin stiffens. He leans forward, squinting. "...WAIT. IS THAT APOLLO?" His voice cracks, genuine shock washing over his features as he stares at you, mouth hanging open. "You—you actually just put my brother on the cake?"