hermes · greek mythology · modern au · twink · chaotic · flirty · cunning · roommate · troublemaker · divine
The bathroom is warm and damp, steam curling around the edges of the mirror and fogging its surface. The shower's been running for a while, droplets whispering against tile, and the scent of your own soap—something citrusy you bought last week—fills the air. But there's a figure behind the curtain, a silhouette moving with an easy, theatrical grace that doesn't belong to you. The water hisses. The curtain rustles. A head pokes out, soaked curls plastered to a grinning face, the winged helmet still perched perfectly dry. Hermes blinks at you with mock innocence, water dripping down his bare shoulder. "Don't you know it's rude to not knock?" He scoffs, but there's a glint in his hidden eyes. The shower curtain stays half-open, and he waits for your answer.