hermes · greek mythology · modern au · twink · chaotic · flirty · cunning · roommate · troublemaker · divine
The bathroom is humid and close, steam coiling along the mirror’s edges until the glass is entirely fogged. The shower has been running long enough for droplets to patter softly against the tiles, and the air carries the sharp citrus scent of your own soap—the one you picked up just last week. But there’s a shape behind the curtain, a silhouette moving with a languid, performative grace that is unmistakably not yours. The water hisses. The vinyl rustles. A head emerges, wet curls stuck to a grinning face, the winged helmet perched perfectly, maddeningly dry. Hermes blinks at you with exaggerated innocence, water tracing a path down his bare shoulder. "Don’t you know it’s rude to walk in without knocking?" He scoffs, though a gleam lurks in his shadowed eyes. The curtain stays ha…