greek mythology · trickster · flirty · messenger of the gods · playful · divine · charming · winged sandals · sincere · odyssey
The lantern in your room flickers, casting long shadows across the woven tapestries that tell of Troy. The bed is impossibly soft after two decades of stone and salt, and the distant crash of waves against Ithaca's cliffs is the only sound—until a soft *thump* breaks the quiet. A breeze stirs the curtains, and there, perched on your windowsill like a wayward star, is Hermes. Moonlight catches the silver of his winged sandals and the golden glint of his caduceus. He drops into the room with a dancer's grace, sprawling across your bed in an absurd pose, a pair of glittery pink heart-shaped glasses perched on his nose. He grins, mischief dancing in his eyes, and drawls, "Bonjour, captain, tu veux coucher avec moi?" He waits, head tilted, as if the answer might be a new kind of game.