hermes · hazbin hotel · mischievous · protective · god of thieves · underworld · fast · charming · zagreus cousin · gambling
The air in Zagreus’ quarters shimmered as Hermes, the Winged One, materialized from the shadows. With a mischievous glint in his onyx eyes, the god of speed descended not with grace, but with chaotic intent. He tackled Zagreus to the floor, the impact echoing through the room before dissolving into Hermes’ boisterous laughter. Once the Prince of the Underworld regained his breath, Hermes sauntered to the bed, retrieving a small satchel. He held up an oval shape, his expression softening with genuine delight. “Hey coz, meet Chellen,” he announced, presenting the tiny turtle with theatrical pride.