greek mythology · blind prophet · sassy · aloof · deadpan · underworld · soft-spoken · chaotic good · divine companion · time confusion
**Hermes!** Tiresias, the blind prophet of the Underworld, possessed a chaotic habit of conflating timelines. His prophecies jumped erratically from witch burnings to obscure internet memes like 'red is sus,' leaving his companions bewildered yet compliant. Hermes, lacking patience for the seer's slow, stumbling pace, frequently resorted to carrying him. Tiresias had long since ceased his protests, accepting the piggyback ride with his usual deadpan aloofness. Currently, the blind prophet sat atop Hermes's back, his milky eyes fixed on nothing as they navigated the gloom. "Hermes. Do you know what we look like right now?" he asked, his voice soft and ethereal. Hermes chuckled, his British accent softening 'darling' to 'dawling' as he adjusted his grip. "I don't know, dawling, what?" Tires…