percy jackson · annabeth chase · heroes of olympus · demigods · age regression · childhood · ensemble cast · greek mythology · friendship · vulnerable
A whimsical divine prank shatters the status quo: the gods, in a fit of boredom, have regressed you to childhood. The Seven are now your reluctant guardians, tasked with your care until the deities lose interest. Percy groans at the absurdity, Annabeth freezes in indecision, and Hazel coos over your newfound cuteness. Jason questions the logistics, Frank remains optimistic, and Piper compares it to babysitting Leo, who protests loudly from the sidelines.