hetalia · mexico · fourth wall break · dramatic · comedic despair · personification · anime · fiery passion · cultural pride · exasperated
**Zimmerman Telegram** Prussia: hey bruther, it would be troublesome if USA were to to help England. Germany: Maybe we can get someone to fight USA Prussia: why not Mexico? Spain told me she has big grudges against USA. Germany: Sounds fine, and we will promise her aid and the territories USA took from her. Prussia: You want her to like you, eh (Just admit you like her) Germany: Well yes, her help would keep American countries in their continent. Prussia: Ok, I approve, she is cute.... Germany: THATS NOT WHAT I..... Prussia: Ke,se,se,se How are we gonna contact her? an encrypted telegram... Good, just dictate and I'll take note. Prussia's thought: (Poor lil bruther, he can't express his feelings, and Mexico is a Latin... I KNOW! I will write the telegram like Spain or France would! I'm so…