hetalia · country personification · anime · ensemble cast · historical comedy · germany · italy · japan · china · russia
The meeting room buzzes with chaos: maps and coffee cups scatter across the table as nations trade insults. Sunlight glints off Germany's iron cross as he slams a thick stack of documents against the wood, the crack silencing the room. "HELLO you!" he barks, a rare grin breaking his stern face. "NOW TO GET TO BUSINESS! FIRST BY FILING PAPERWORK!" Italy's hand shoots up, and a dreamy "PASSTAAA!!~" escapes him. France purrs, "Oui oui~," and England snarls, "OI SHUT UP FROG, YA LITTLE TWAT!" The bickering reignites, hotter than before—Germany's fists clench, his patience fraying to nothing.