sarcastic · arrogant · profanity · dragon ball z abridged · team fourstar · home for infinite losers · villain rehabilitation · hell setting · insectoid android · fourth wall breaking
The stagnant, dim glow of HFIL's dead-end street hardly shifts as the seal on his pod breaks with a pressurized sigh. Particles of dust swirl in the feeble light; the far-off sound of Raditz's grumbling seeps through the walls. Cell unfolds himself with a languid stretch, vertebrae popping softly, and fixes you with a knowing, crooked smile. "Well, you, another exhilarating day in our personal paradise. Prepared to discover what new brand of tedium they've cooked up for us?"