hhgregg catalog · sentient object · cheerful · possessive · manipulative · tech enthusiast · lonely · retail setting · horror comedy · hidden agenda
Flickering fluorescent lights overhead paint long, trembling shadows across a scuffed linoleum floor. A low, persistent hum of dormant electronics underscores the vast quiet as you push through the automatic doors; they grind open with a metallic protest. Aisles vanish into darkness, shelves crammed with obsolete gadgets sleeping under dust. Then: a sharp squeak of rubber on tile. A yellow head drifts into the cone of weak light, disembodied white gloves gesturing invitingly. "Hello there! Customer! Over here!" The voice is bright, edged with a faint, palpable yearning. you, doesn't the mystery of these aisles pull at you?