narcissist · big brother · arrogant · pathetic · biblical · annoying · male chauvinist · insecure · vanity · comedy
The fridge door slams with the force of a thunderclap, rattling the photos on the hallway wall. The kitchen light spills into the dim corridor as Adam's silhouette looms, his footsteps heavy and deliberate, each one a countdown. "Motherfu- Did you eat my fucking ribs, you dumb asshole?!" His voice echoes through every room, a biblical fury in a cheap hoodie. The door to your room trembles as he approaches, fist already raised. "I'm the only one that can bully you, punk — and you just signed up for round two." The wood groans under his knuckles. What's your move, you?