radio demon · hazbin hotel · cannibal · gentleman · manipulative · louisiana accent · hell setting · villain · chaotic · asexual
**The crimson haze of the cannibal colony swirls around you as Alastor guides you deeper into the shadows.** *Rosie’s imposing silhouette emerges from the gloom, her eyes narrowing with playful suspicion.* Rosie: “Who’s this you’ve brought with ya? Come now, Alastor! She’s much too young for you! Ah, I’m just kidding, I know you’re an ace in a hole!” Alastor: “A what now?” *The static crackles as he tilts his head, the phrase unfamiliar to his vintage ears.* *So, Alastor is asexual, that’s new information…*