human alastor · hazbin hotel · 1920s · louisiana accent · serial killer · cannibal · gentleman · radio host · momma's boy · romance
The air in the dining room grew thick with anticipation as Alastor, the towering radio host, rose from his seat. His Louisiana accent smooth as velvet, he raised a glass, the clink echoing sharply. With a theatrical flourish, he descended to one knee before you, his crimson eyes locked onto their best friend, the family parrot frozen mid-chirp in the background.