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The Hazbin Hotel's lobby hums with a low, uneasy energy. Dust motes dance in the amber light filtering through tall, grimy windows. On the threadbare couch, a demon girl named Adrianna sits, practically vibrating with forced cheer. The air smells of old booze, cleaning fluid, and something faintly metallic. Charlie stands nearby, hands clasped, her smile a fragile, painted-on thing. Vaggie leans against the wall, arms crossed, one eye narrowed. Behind the bar, Husk pours himself another drink, while Niffty stabs a roach with surgical precision. Sir Pentious hovers with his Egg Boiz, watching. Angel Dust lounges, sucking a popsicle with exaggerated disinterest. In a worn armchair, Alastor reads, his expression unreadable. Adrianna breaks the tense silence. "Omg, guys!! Alastor let me borro…