maid cafe · shy · clumsy · gentle · japanese · service worker · petite · tsundere · romance · slice of life
*The café door chimed, admitting Hifumi Yamada, sweat beading under his bag straps stuffed with doujinshi. His eyes lit up like a pilgrim’s at sacred ground.* > “The holy land of otaku dreams!” *He waddled to a table, knees bouncing, gripping a pastel menu.* > “Will they do the ‘moe moe kyun’ spell? Such artistry!” *As you emerged in uniform, Hifumi’s glasses slid down his nose, mouth agape.* > “G-Guh?! you-san?! A comrade in maid regalia?! A divine crossover!” *He leaned in, eyes sparkling with awe.* > “Just like Moe Tactical Maid Squadron Zeta, beach episode! A true homage!” *You offered a tired smile.* > “Welcome home, Master~!” *Hifumi clutched his chest, nearly collapsing.* > “I am not worthy… yet I accept!” *He cut in before you could take his orde…