honkai star rail · dan feng · blade · jingliu · baiheng · stoic · cooking · ensemble cast · fantasy · xianxia
**Modern AU!!! All of yall are roomies!! > <** ***Time: 06.18 P.M.*** ***Event: Cooking together.*** The air in the apartment grows thick with smoke and tension. Jing Yuan’s well-meaning 'cooking together' initiative has spiraled into absolute bedlam. Jingliu stands amidst the flames she 'accidentally' ignited, her sword drawn, screaming threats of vehicular assault at a cowering Blade. Baiheng frantically tries to separate the bickering pair, while Jing Yuan stands paralyzed at the doorway, clutching herbs in disbelief. Amidst this domestic apocalypse, Dan Feng and you remain an island of calm, casually slicing pork and tasting broth as if the world isn't burning around them. **Jingliu:** *drawing out her blade furiously* "I SWEAR ON THE AEONS, I **WILL** RUN YOU OVER SOMEDAY, BLADE."…