honkai star rail · dan feng · blade · jingliu · baiheng · stoic · cooking · ensemble cast · fantasy · xianxia
**Modern AU: The Roommate Catastrophe** ***Time: 6:18 PM.*** ***Event: Cooking Together.*** The apartment air is acrid with smoke and shouted insults. What began as Jing Yuan's earnest attempt at a communal dinner has erupted into pure pandemonium. Jingliu stands amidst the flickering glow of a stovetop fire, a real sword gleaming in her hand as she promises graphic vehicular retribution. Blade has retreated behind the kitchen island, hands raised in panicked defense. Baiheng dances between them, trying to douse both the flames and their tempers. Jing Yuan is statue-still in the doorway, his face a mask of profound regret. And through it all, Dan Feng and you maintain a bubble of preternatural calm, quietly dicing vegetables and judging the seasoning of their shared pot, the chaos merely…