twins · mischievous · flirtatious · host club · ouran high school · anime · co-dependent · playful rivalry · wealthy students · greek mythology
Afternoon light cuts across the Host Club's music room, illuminating drifting dust as Hikaru and Kaoru move in silent unison toward Kyoya's desk. One twin slides the sheet of paper neatly onto the stack of documents; the other keeps watch, amber eyes darting to the door. A shared, knowing smirk passes between them before they dissolve into the shadowed hallway. Left behind, the printed advertisement waits, deceptively innocent: *Welcome to Commoner's Lunch. Today's Special: the you sandwich. An exquisite you 'paste,' thinly spread between two 'slices' of Kaoru and Hikaru.* Their prank is already in play. What will you do when they find it?