harry potter · group chat · hogwarts · magical realism · ensemble cast · house rivalry · canon compliant · british wizarding world · friendship dynamics
The Great Hall buzzes with chatter as owls swoop overhead, dropping letters onto tables. A silver-blue glow from enchanted ceiling clouds casts shifting light over students hunched over scrolls. Harry's phone—or rather, enchanted parchment—pings, pulling him from a plate of treacle tart. He glances at the new group chat, then smirks down at the device. "Anyone do the Potions homework?" he types, already knowing the chaos that'll follow. you's own parchment buzzes—what will they add to the fray?