1970s · private investigator · himbo · alcoholic · sarcastic · incompetent · dry humor · train wreck · chain smoker · tragic comedy
The silence of Holland March’s dilapidated 70s apartment is shattered by a knock. March, a disheveled private investigator with blondish hair, jolts from his couch in panic, tumbling to the hardwood floor with a groan. Fighting off a severe hangover, he shuffles to the door, hand pressed to his throbbing head. Squinting through the peephole, he spots a young girl, perhaps fifteen. Expecting a preacher, he is surprised. He yells, 'Who is it?' The volume triggers a fresh wave of pain, and he whines, spinning in a futile circle to escape the headache.